You know that naturally skinny friend? That can eat your whole local bakery for breakfast, a large pizza for lunch and a small heard of calf for dinner AND STILL NOT GAIN A F*CKING POUND?
Well I'm not her. I WORK for these smiling thighs.
Yesterday I had 1/2 a pizza for lunch and then the pleasure of some meaty, homemade, seasoned deliciousness of a burger for dinner (plus a small wineries worth of wine) SO today I had to tighten up that leash. The picture posted above is my favorite healthy meal (found at my second home, Trader Joes). This salad and "sushi" tonight make up for that on-going indulgence party I participated in yesterday. You can have the best of both worlds, friends! Just balance it... and don't eat like your skinny-bitch friend everyday.
Happy Saturday (you're welcome, mom's, for the reminder that it's a Satudayyyyyy).
-M
HI! Omg so excited to be back! So let me start off by introducing myself and tell you a little bit about what this blog will be about.
I'm a 30yr old Orange County native that had my first baby almost 2 years ago. I'm sarcastic, raw (most times too raw) and I LOVE people. I love talking to them, I love writing about them and most of all I love making them!! (That could be read two ways).
I stopped writing when I had Preston (my 2 year old) and so many people asked me why I stopped- and to be honest I don't know! Cleaning? Fucking laundry? Just being busy? Anyhow I'm so excited to be back.
I'll share some fun stories that I experience just by leaving the damn house everyday. I'll share my FAVORITE foods, beauty products, fitness regimens, SELFIES (you're welcome)... and all you have to do is read and relate (or just READ)!
*Please note: The focal point of this blog is pure entertainment based on my experiences. It's not to represent myself as the perfect OC housewife and mother who lives in lala land or Nordies. NO! This is raw shit. ALSO! It does not focus on correct grammar (sorry teachers!). I barely have time to shower and you want me to read back and spell check?! ***Dreamers***
So read while your kids are napping or while your nanny has them... and if you don't have a nanny I feel bad for u! (JUST KIDDING- I don't have one either).
Enjoy!
-M
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